The word ‘grunyon’ is literally a contraction of ‘gross’ and ‘onion’. You see, if an onion is left to rot in the veggie drawer of a fridge long enough, it can somehow transmogrify into a bipedal, big-mouthed, slightly anxious creature with little-to-no self-esteem. This grunyon is a Walla-walla sweet that somehow migrated into my sock drawer in December of last year, bringing with it a smell that can only be described as a combination of body odor and fried onions. |
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