Sunday, June 3, 2012
Not surprisingly, flying has become difficult for this over-sized corvid, so to make things easier, Gary purchased for himself a big black pickup truck. He uses it like a bus, transporting crows to various parking lots around the city, quietly reading the paper while his normal sized brothers and sisters go in search of garbage. Crows, though, are notoriously messy, and to keep his truck clean and shiny, Gary has introduced a strict no pooping policy: you're caught once and you're banned for life. I don't know how he enforces it though; even Gary will admit they all look the same.
Oh, and what ever you do, don't call him Gary the Raven. He hates that.