Meet the Fiends Living in my Sock Drawer

Miss Ellywelly is a cute little kid with a horrible habit: she takes books out of the library using my card and then loses them. Not once has she returned a book she’s borrowed. Of course I’m the one the library calls when they want their books back. I’ve tried explaining to them it isn’t me taking the books out, that it’s really the work of a little girl living in my sock drawer, but all that does is encourage the library to pass my file onto a collection agency, and I’m not about to risk getting my knees broken over books about talking bunnies making cookies.