Another Post on the Fiends Living in my Sock drawer

Veteran of the War. Ask which war and he will tell you the one between The Empire of the Recently Reunified Sock Drawer and The Evilly Disposed Socialist Republic of the Closet in the Hall Across From the Bathroom. (It was declared a draw on account of a highly contagious flu wiping out over 90% of the combatants on both sides of the conflict.) Abacus now spends his time reading old Reader’s Digest magazines and leaving toenail clippings in the corners of my sock drawer.