Meet the Fiends Living in my Sock Drawer

Lucas’ sole purpose in life is to inhale chips. Something he does very well, I might add. Seriously, in like one night, he can empty three of those giant bags of Doritoes you find at Costco. So looking at it through that particular lens, (living according to one’s purpose) Lucas is perhaps the most fully realized person in the whole of North America. He is also very lazy, leaving empty chip bags throughout my sock drawer.