Meet the Fiends Living in my Sock Drawer

Lonny will make an effort to always say hello to you, to ask you how you’re doing. Unfortunately this is all an act. You see what he really wants to hear is that you you’ve been recently diagnosed with heart disease and are mere days away from losing your house. So the next time Lonny tells you to have a good weekend, know that what he really means is he hopes you injure yourself falling down the stairs.