Did you know there's a condition where a person's organs are on the opposite side of the body? It's true, it's called Situs Invertus, and it comes in very handy if you're in a gunfight. Or at least that's what Willem McGee told me. He's a gunslinger, you see, and thanks to his wrongly placed organs, he's survived over a dozen duels, suffering only shattered ribs and punctured lungs when anyone else would have had their hearts exploded. I didn't believe him at first, but then he showed me his chest, and let me tell you, there's nothing quite as odd as seeing a man's right nipple where his left nipple should be.