Tuesday, July 31, 2012
I've asked my pharmacist for his take and he has no explanation. Me, I'm beginning to wonder if it has a wormhole inside it connected to a giant shampoo vat. Either that, or I happened to pick up some kind of magical shampoo o' plenty. I suppose its possible somebody is playing a trick on me, and pouring some back in when I'm not watching, but that would just be weird.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Fortunately, I am what is known as a pooey person, and after handing her a suitably decorated pair, I sat back and waited for her to weave her magic. What she told me left me disappointed. Not only did she get my occupation wrong, (she said I was unemployed when in fact I am a writer) and get the names of my parents mixed up (my dad's the one named Jim) but she told me I eat too much cereal as well.
I don't want to say she turned me into a skeptic, but that morning at least, we both walked away thinking the other was full of shit.